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Help Justin Fox Name the Financial Crisis

The Curious Capitalist is looking for ideas, though he has a few of his own.:

"Subprime crisis" was fine at first, but it's now totally inadequate to describe what's going on. "Credit crisis" is way too generic. And "rolling financial crisis of 07-08(-09?)," which I use above, is way too lame.

UPDATE: The latest report from the White House press pool. ("Pool spray" is a term that describes a photo op, where a group of fotogs and a few reporters are brought in to take pictures and--usually--throw a few questions at the President.):

Pool Report #5

March 17, 2008


In the shortest pool spray since at least the Garfield administration, the pool was ushered into the Roosevelt Room at the conclusion of the meeting between the president and the President’s Working Group on Financial Markets. Within seconds – like, the number you can count on one hand – the pool was “thanked” and ushered right out, much to the amusement of POTUS. No statements. No questions.

Keith Koffler
CongressDaily

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Reader Comments (48)

J.J. Author Profile Page:

What about Atrios's name for it?

Acid J:

Nobody Could Have Predicted: The Bust of 2008

patroclus:

Atrios's name.

The Panic of 08.

The Bush/McCain Depression.

What happens when the MSM tells us that Bush is a great guy to have a beer with, the USSC steals an election and the U.S. launches an unprovoked military invasion and occupation of Mesopotamia on the basis of baldfaced lies and wastes $3 trillion on it, to the tune of nearly 4000 U.S. troop deaths and 30,000+ U.S. troop casualties.

What happens when the MSM lies without compunction about Senator Obama attending a particular church service at the Trinity UCC.

What happens when the MSM gets to swing on Senator McCain's tire swing whilst chowing down on bbq.

Republican economics.

Acid J:

America's Descent Into Irrelevance

The Long Cry for Regulation

So Long, European Vacation

trifecta:

atrios' other name for it is good too.

Jenga. It's suitable for a family paper as well.


William Kristol btw, heard from some dude at Newsmax that this is all blown out of proportion, so we can stop worrying.

Does Kudlow still have a job?

four legs good:

I can't think of any names that are suitable for publication here.

Okay, maybe Bush's Blowout

patroclus:

Taxcutonomics!

Jim, Foolish Literalist:

– the pool was “thanked” and ushered right out, much to the amusement of POTUS.

Good to know the spoiled fourteen year old who dumb-luck-stumbled his way into the Oval Office isn't letting economic collapse disrupt his lifelong smirk anymore than the carnage in Iraq does.

HH:

So many choices, so little time left for America:

Ourbusto

NeoConnundrum

The Bustbowl

Shoot, loot, and scoot

The Great Foreclosure

The Worst and the Dumbest

Dumber and Dumberest

Deficits Don't Matter

Paper Chimp

Katrina does Wall Street

Straying off Course

A Fistfull of IOUs

The Kleptocrats

The land that TIME Forgot

QUESTION HILLARY Author Profile Page:

:: Boob Rubin's Really Excellent Annual Report Adventure

:: Hillary Hears A Hormone (sorry, that should be Hears Some Horse Moan)

:: Wall Grief Week

:: Big Bucket O' Sell Signals

:: 2008 - The Year Lower Arabia Bought Upper Andover Prep

:: Pelosi Peace Dividend

:: Murtha's Meltdown

:: Spitzer's Sophomore Semester

:: Chapter 11 Fest

:: FRONTLINE Never Presents SHADES OF CARTER - The Fallout From Failure In An AARP Owned Congress

:: Late Suicide with David Letterman

:: Paris Disneyland

cbhenderson:

trickled down upon economics.

or

financial facial

or

THE "THIS IS JUST A SMALL SLOWDOWN" DEPRESSION

or

ahh
h
h
h
h
splat

QUESTION HILLARY Author Profile Page:

http://newsmax.com/kessler/Obama_hat%20e_America_sermon/2008/03/16/80870.html?s=sp&promo_code=474C-1

Something to cheer you up, libniks.

PS: When oil drops $10 in 2 days, that's a BUY signal.

No extra charge.

trifecta:

President Bush screwed up everything else, but wasn't quite guaranteed to be the most disastrous president ever. Some have had stupid wars, some have had disastrous economic policies.

Herbert Hoover can kiss Bush's butt now. We have a new champion.

James, Los Angeles:


How about "Aren’t you glad that Bush didn’t succeed in privatizing Social Security?"

(h/t SadlyNo)

J.J. Author Profile Page:

Something to cheer you up, libniks.

We were cheered up--clowns are funny.

HH:

QH is going to sell his Bear Stearns shares and donate the proceeds to the McCain campaign. One good investment leads to another.

smedley:

Here is a fact for you to ignore, QH: The S&P is closing right now at about 1283. In May of 2000, it was at 1540. Now, explain how that was Jimmy Carter's fault.

Paul Dirks Author Profile Page:

How 'bout the Dollars to donuts margin call.

patroclus:

The Waterboarding of Wall Street!

Oregon JC:

I agree with Trifecta--by next January when the chimp gimps back to the ranch in Tejas (where he can clear brush while eating pretzels on his Segway) he will be the undisputed wanker of the world, as well as the worst presidente ever. LBJ on Vietnam + Hooverville on the econ = W's 1/2 farting/smirking face. What's truly spanktacular is the notion that we're now poised to elect his equally retarded hug partner. Insert Calvin's aaaarrrrggggghhhhhh!

Jim, Foolish Literalist:

The Waterboarding of Wall Street!
Posted by patroclus |

This gets my vote.

fedupwithswampland:

It already has a name, & has had it for decades: "Reaganomics"

smedley:

Way off topic, Oregon JC, but, Bush is not going back to Tejas, at least not for long. He is looking at houses in Dallas. So, he bought the "ranch" in 1999, and will move to Dallas within a year of leaving office. But the mission to present him to the 'murkin people as a rancher? Mission Accomplished. And, oh yeah; the "rancher" is indeed afraid of horses. That rumor was confirmed by Vicente Fox.

smedley:

Oops, I meant not going back to the "ranch." I know, Dallas is still in Tejas.

Oregon JC:

Ah, the few poor demoralized dems in Dallas must be wondering how they can sell their home in this market!? But thanks Smedley for the heads up. I actually love Texas, espec. W. Texas, so I'll now know on future road trips that the presence of Randall Flagg is elsewhere in the state.

dman:

"Paper"-shredder.

Memekiller Author Profile Page:

Bushcession?

Fiscal conservatism?

TomT:

Recession Accomplished.

JoyousMN2:

America has been Bushwacked

Cliff:

The Strongening of the Dollar (as per Bush's policies).

Karen Tumulty:

KT here--

I kind of like "Bear market," which was one of the suggestions on Justin's blog.

trifecta:

Bear market? What does Andrew Sullivan have to do with this? ;)

cbhenderson:

TomT..."recession accomplished"...that's friggin funny!

i submit one last entry....
Bare Market (cuz we are all gonna lose are shirts)

cbhenderson:

btw....luckily i already know how to hop a train, play harmonica, and play most of woody's hobo songs on guitar...

Acid J:

I Wish I Could Afford to Have A Beer With Bush

Florida:

Bush's Pw3nrship Society

Florida:

The Gilded Age, Part Deux

Titus Pullo:

The 16 year Old Me Was Entirely Correct, the Whole Game is Rigged and I Should Have Just Kept Rockin' and Rollin' All Night and Partying Everyday and Not Wasted So Much Time and Money on College Because It Looks Like This Whole Thing is Going Down Anyway Crisis of 2008

OR

Crisis of the 21st Century

Steve in Sacto Author Profile Page:

America Upside-down

This isn't a credit crisis - it's a lack of equity and income crisis. At all levels, public and private, we've accumulated debt beyond the value of the collateral securing it and the income required to service it.

Observer:

The Strong Dollar Crisis

Observer:

Oops, Cliff already said it more cleverly.

How about, as I suspect it will one day be described in a wikipedia section header, "The Rise of the Euro"

Observer:

Ooh, ooh, one more:

Canadian Money: Not So Funny Now, Is It?

Cliff:

The Morning After the Drunken Night at the Old West Saloon.

the weather:

Great Depression II and World War III would be two nice notches on Bush's belt. There is still time for him to make everything even worse.

the weather:

"Greenspan said that he hoped the fallout would not take away the finance industry's ability to regulate itself." HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Cliff:

the weather:
I couldn't have put it better myself.

Kawika Author Profile Page:

Whatever name wins, we might want to translate it into Mandarin? To the victor go the spoils.

b:


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